The Art of Phone OpenersBefore I begin, the most important thing I want you to understand is that the phone/email/IM are all just tools that you use to meet her in person, so keep the convo interesting but don't ramble on for more than say 10-15 minutes or you have already wittled away valuable conversation time MINUS the kino! Your goal here is to get her live and in person. Now, the biggest question is how do you initiate? Granted if this girl already digs you, you can pretty much say anything as long as you don't make an ass out of yourself, and you will still be able to close for a meeting. A lot of times, if the IL is already there, you can just call , fluff for a bit and politely invite her to go out with you. (yawn!) But how can you make your phone presence more interesting and memorable enough to get her dripping with anticipation for that meeting? Personally I like to catch girls off guard right from the start and pretend I don't know them when I call. i do a little role-playing, throw in some C&F and they end up loving me for it! Some examples? Sure. Met this girl at a party and we were fluff talking about our careers. I transitioned the convo into dreams and ambitions. Found out she was studying to join the circus of all things and she was into trapeze, juggling, the whole 9 yards. We had a great convo and I got her number. A few days later I recorded myself making monkey noises and dubbed my voice over itself so it sounded like a room full of chimps (you'll see why in a minute) Afterwards I rang her while the tape of monkey sounds played softly in the background and my opener was something like this: GIRL: Hello? ME: Uh, yes Hi! Um, I am looking for a girl who can show me how to juggle monkeys.. GIRL: Who's this? (already laughing a little) ME: (covering the phone) Bobo! Put that down NOW!! (Uncovering the phone)Oh man, I'm so sorry about that. You see, I have these three monkeys over here and I am a little short on cash these days so I figure if I can just get this skill down pat, I can make some decent money on the street with my monkey juggling GIRL: (Cracking up) Who IS this??? ME: (Long Pause)Oh damn, I am offended now. You don't recognize the smooth sound of my voice? (bold part said in deep, sexy tone.) GIRL: OMG, ...Fingers??! ME: :) |
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